Monday, December 15
Em: Why won't C.C. release DV 15...16? Oh fuckit, I forget.
Me: Who cares. She said before xmas, well really not sure. That or New Years.
Em: Fuckit, cannot wait till New Years. Am off to Fiji.
Me: You too? *slinks away*
Em: Aww, has Mellie got the green sniffoozas?
Me: Shut up.
Why oh why is everyone going on holiday? *sigh*
Captain Zapp Brannigan: It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot the one thing: rock crushes scissors.
[Suddenly thoughtful]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: But paper covers rock! And scissors cuts paper! Kif, we have a conundrum
Zapp Brannigan and Kif were fired from DOOP.]
Leela: Zapp?
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Leela, I didn't know where else to turn. You're the only woman who's ever loved me.
Leela: I never loved you.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: I mean physically.
Leela: What do you want?
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Just let me work for a little food. Perhaps I could paint a fence, or service you sexually, or mop the floor!
Leela: You don't know how to do ANY of those things.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Kif might
Kif Kroker: That new recruit is phenomenal, sir!
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Yes! He edged out my old mark by two seconds...
[Kif stares at him]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: ... and 16 minutes...
[Kif rolls his eyes]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: ... and 12 hours...
[Kif stares at him]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: ... I do plan to finish someday, Kif
Urgh. Its almost One-ish. Should really be off to bed. Cannot be bothered tho. Want DV 15. Or 16. Btw, I'm getting really tired of the Orly-bashing. *sigh* Really, really sick of it.
~ M.M.W ~
