Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. *is mentally disturbed for rest of life* Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I don't think I can ever, ever forgive Em for this. She has ruined my life forever. FOREVER!

*shall explain* Okay, so I understand that slash stuff exists, fanfiction wise. I even read fanfiction that is slash/yaoi (tho I abstain from yuri, leaves that to boys) hence Snitch although I don't read that anymore because the ***** hasn't brought anything out, no offence or anything. And even though I like Legolas/Orlando Bloom, I don't even mind drivels or jokes about Legolas because I like Orlando Bloom not Legolas greentwig or whateva.
Anyway...I was complaining to Em that nothing could be worse than the end of ROTK, and I was snivelling and crying and so was Ames. And then Em goes quite cheerily, 'Here read this, it will cheer you up'. SO I did and no way, Mary. I am not putting the link up here so shush. So I did read and it was interesting because hey, its some fanfiction about the cast of LOTR which I love (audio!commentaries!yum!) and then OMG-

*drops dead as does Ames* Am totally on board with Frodo/Legolas slash but err...Elijah/Orlando slash. *dies promptly*.

Emily Jane, you will rot in hell for the rest of your days. Sic her boys! *green pirate army from ROTK leaps forward*

~ M.M.W ~

*Dies again*
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