Sunday, December 21
Van Wilder: I want you all over that ball like a fat kid on a cupcake!
[repeated line, after giving advice]
Van Wilder: Write that down
Van Wilder: Are you stalking me? Because that would be super
Van Wilder: But you know what I've learned in my seven years here at Coolidge...
Timmy? I've learned that you can't treat every situation as a life-and-death matter
because you'll die a lot of times. Write that down.
Suicidal Freshman: I don't have a pen.
Van Wilder: Well remember that then. And you know something, Timmy?
I think you've got the balls to make it here. Call me nuts, but I believe in you.
Van Wilder: Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere
Taj: I would like very much to spend my remaining days here as your assistant.
Van Wilder: Okay, we're just going do a little word association. Say the first thing that comes to your mind.
Milk.
Taj: Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant
jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving.
To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it,
park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to
wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much,
Mr. Van Wilder
Van Wilder: Blue. It brings out your eyes. The kid has killer eyes not unlike yourself
Van Wilder: Richard, you rascal, you never told me you were a DIK!
[under his breath]
Van Wilder: Not that you had to
To Gwen's parents about Richard]
Van Wilder: Well if he's here who's running hell?
Gwen: I'm doing a human interest piece.... on you.
Van Wilder: I'm flattered, I'd love for your piece to be on me.
[looks up at the ceiling and sighs]
Van Wilder: ... But sadly I don't do interviews, never have, never will. Do lunch though
Taj: Doesn't she have a boyfriend?
Van Wilder: Details. Only details.
McDoogle: Ok, Wilder. Let's dance.
Van Wilder: It's a good day to die, McDoogle
Heheh. Ryan Reynolds (who is now in Two guys in a girl), is so good as Van Wilder.
He does this look that's so hiliarious, his eyes sorta widen and I just crack up whenever he
does it. Great movie, although a bit rude in sections. But v. funny.
~ M.M.W ~
